Imperfections

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.